Alfred: Letters to the Editors
Members of the student body share their thoughts with the inimitable editors of Alfred. A union boasts of their fair and democratic elections, and a concerned student sounds the alarm about a red scare inside a long-standing campus institution. Read on to find out more!
Alfred: Classifieds and Advertisements
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The Folx at Arthur
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April 15, 2024
Seeking support amid the drudgery of student life? In search of gainful employment? Maybe just looking for love? Alfred is pleased to be your one-stop shop for all these things and more. Enjoy perusing these listings at your leisure. Who knows—maybe something will catch your eye!
Dear David: Total Eclipse of My Smarts
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David King
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April 15, 2024
Dear David comes 'round for the last time this volume to bring you some study tips for the end of the semester.
Bowlcut: Trent IT Announces Shutdown of all Trent Email Addresses, to be Replaced by Messenger Pigeons, Smoke Signaling
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Louane Morin
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April 3, 2024
Trent University announces the shutting down of all Trent email accounts, replaced by Messenger Pigeons, Smoke Signals, Yogurt Cups and Megaphones.
Bowlcut: Women are for Women, Boys are for Whoever or, "Why Women Should Just Date Women"
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Ian Vansegbrook
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March 20, 2024
It’s a tale as old as time: “Shucks, I sure do want to date men, but Andrew Tate is literally real.” What are women supposed to do?
Dear David: I Will Remember You By Sarah McLachlan
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David King
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February 28, 2024
In this month's Dear David, David King solves the climate crisis, drops some new merch, and reflects on the state of Fortnite dubs.