Ian combines a raw energy and adrift focus to join Arthur’s 58^th edition. He enjoys staring at nothing, pondering, any form of simulation/strategy, fiction, history, metal, horror, reading, writing, bright colours, commas, and making long lists. In his spare time, you can find him enraptured in some little thing, making responsible fiscal decisions at book stores, and asking every question.

Once described as a 6’4 toddler, his qualifications include being forklift certified, and having zero literary acclaim, even from a secret Wattpad. Fun fact, he never achieved higher than a 72 in high school English. Anyway, he’s in his second year of the English literature program, he owns 90% of all Scooby doo media on disc, and always has at least one high-power flashlight within arm’s reach.

Outside of all of that, he has big plans. He wishes to be an author (don’t worry, his mother’s basement is well furnished), dreams of being involved in car chase but in a fun way, and is dying to ask even more people even more questions. He is also saving up to by the limited-edition Monster Fighter Lego sets, and plans on he and his friends being involved in a murder mystery in a castle (or mansion) on a mountain. That is not a threat, but a promise. He will die exclusively to complications petting a bear or being struck by lightning.