The Arthur Astrology Hour: Why You Dropped Out this Month
By
Allen Barnier
and
Madison Mäe Adsetts
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November 3, 2025
There's a lot of reasons school might not be for you. Thankfully, Arthur's top astrologists and diviners know exactly why you left academia behind and what awaits you instead.
The Arthur Spooky Astrology Hour: Your Slasher Film Stock Character
By
Louanne Morin
and
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September 29, 2025
From the bear from Cocaine Bear (2023) to the other characters from Cocaine Bear (2023), we've divined the stars to assign you an archetypal slasher character based on your sign
The Arthur Astrology Hour: What You Should Know About First Year
By
Louanne Morin
and
Ian Vansegbrook
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September 2, 2025
Fear not, frightened freshman, for Arthur's top fortune-tellers and oracles have divined messages from the stars just for you
Bowlcut: We Replaced City Council With This Large Language Model
By
Evan Robins
and
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May 13, 2025
Earlier this week Arthur received a press release from a Web3 startup who claim they've invented an AI model that can replace human city councillors. Not knowing what else to do, we've reproduced it here for you to laugh at with us.
Bowlcut: Former Mayor Says It's Cool for Current Mayor to Say The N Word
By
Steve French
and
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May 7, 2025
After publishing her reply to a concerned citizen's email, former Peterborough mayor Sylvia Sutherland says Mayor Jeff Leal's use of a racial slur is permissible because he has a "good heart."
The Arthur Astrology Hour: Lucky Charms
By
Ciara Richardson
and
Ian Vansegbrook
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March 10, 2025
The Department of Horoscopes, Occult and the Extranatural (HOE) returns to scry the clovers and read your fortuens for the month of March.