Dear David: Humble Beginnings and Sleep Habits
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David King
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January 25, 2023
Senior Threats Journalist David King waxes poetic on fixations of yesteryear, and how bad his sleeping habits have become.
Dear David: Baby's Name, Dropping Out, and Armageddon May Come True
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David King
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December 15, 2022
In the first of hopefully many anti-advice columns, Arthur's most threatening journalist, David King, dishes out wisdom on gender neutral baby names, study tips, and his most annoying traits.
Trent University and the Thin Beer Line
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Sebastian Johnston-Lindsay
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November 2, 2022
Jumping back into the Bowlcut well Sebastian Johnston-Lindsay reviews another Trent Board meeting with a special focus on the actions of (high school) students (totally not related to Trent) during Hoco weekend.
TED Presents: How to Pick Your Trent Major
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Evan Robins
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November 2, 2022
Evan Robins examines the key departments for which Trent is known and guides future students (and fickle current ones) towards the major that's best suited for them!
Trent By Their Own Numbers
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Evan Robins
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October 31, 2022
"Trent by the Numbers" is a site to which Evan Robins makes much reference, but she feel's like it could use a bit of a face-lift. Enter "Trent by the Numbers": Arthur revised edition, offering you all the funny factoids and sordid secrets behind the face Trent puts forward.
Leo Goes a Groarking: A Review of an Open Meeting with Trent's President
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Sebastian Johnston-Lindsay
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September 23, 2022
Sebastian attended an open meeting with the President and got Groarked so you didn't have to. What followed was a sad performance made up of bloated oratory, large glass objects, and recycled material.