Dear David: Help! I've Been Cursed
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David King
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November 22, 2023
Dear David is back with sound and fury to dispel the curses and bedevilments of the Arthur readership.
Bowlcut: Irreversible Damage – the Transgender Craze and the Swedish Twinks who Created It
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Louane Morin
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November 10, 2023
Everywhere in the media today, we are seeing an unequivocal and unilateral push towards transgenderism. This narrative is dominant, and leaves no place for any opposition. Narratives like mine are very difficult to share in Canadian media, their censorship is extremely tangible. This phenomenon leads me to a Glossary of terms that will be a vital point of reference for the rest of this text
Bowlcut: Champlain Committee Suggests New Name for Controversial College
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Evan Robins
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November 2, 2023
Following the scandal of 2023's Head of the Trent (HOTT) weekend, the Board of Governors of Trent University reconvened the Champlain Committee with an eye to remedy past indiscretions by giving the college, a longstanding source of controversy, a new name.
Bowlcut: Peterborough Police Chief Longs for Opportunity to Address Media Outside Local Tim Hortons
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Sebastian Johnston-Lindsay
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September 8, 2023
Since taking over as Chief of Peterborough Police Service, Betts has developed what some consider to be a distasteful habit of holding press conferences from the areas where violent crimes have occurred. According to internal documents from the Peterborough Police Service made available to Arthur in exchange for a sizeable envelope of student money, Police Chief Stuart Betts has made it clear to staff that he hopes the next violent crime in this city occurs in a Tim Hortons’ parking lot in order to save him the trip and time setting up press availability inconveniently far from his favourite donut shop.
Bowlcut: Top 10 Canadian Pride Parade Floats
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Evan Robins
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August 29, 2023
Should you have had the pleasure or opportunity this summer of attending any pride parade marginally larger than that of our own beloved Peterborough, you’ll know that Toronto Pride, Fierté Montréal, and other such spectacles often attract the benevolence of any number of high-profile private and public sector sponsors.‍ However, no one has yet, to my knowledge, seen fit to ask: what is objectively the best corporate, government, or otherwise in-poor-taste pride float?
Bowlcut: TCSA Accountability Bingo
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The Folx at Arthur
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August 11, 2023
Arthur is back on its bullshit with this sexy little game of bingo! You may have heard of the TCSA’s sexy bingo, but we here at your favourite commie rag are proud to introduce the newest manifestation of inane student bingo-based activities: TCSA Accountability Bingo!