Starting off her first year at Arthur’s 60th Volume, Cirilla Bowman brings her desperately repressed Guelphite spirit to the big-enough city of Peterborough. A first-year Trent forensic science major, this ex-honour roll film student and current cinephile brings her unwarranted opinions on movies, TV, and the cultural zeitgeist as well as the rousing local news to this beautiful rag.

You might know her from her infamous, unaccredited, and completely unknown Trans-Lesbian Movie Night. An event held only between her, her roommates, and anyone willing to go through a ritual of humiliation only fit those with the strongest chaser-istic spirit (ȧ la Tyler Durden’s project mayhem porch recruitment scene). When asked about the inception of such a revolutionary event, she responded with “Much like a guy we might all know, I had a dream…”

If you’ve been searching for her to deliver any tax-fraud related arrest warrants, no you haven't. Otherwise, she can be found lamenting over her lack of Nabakovian prose, boastfully alleging she “was never once confused by the stream of consciousness of To The Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf,” or lecturing begrudging listeners on proper mise-en-scène throughout the various smoke shacks of Symons campus.