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Bowlcut: Dear Trent IT
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Marcille de Sade
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December 17, 2025
Contributor Marcille de Sade pens a heartfelt letter to Trent's IT department.
Bowlcut: 2026 Budget Meeting Very Productive
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Nevan Hinks
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December 4, 2025
Threatening notes to Peterborough police determined to have not been sent by DBIA.
The Arthur Astrology Hour: What You Got Into an Argument About with Your Uncle at Holiday Dinner
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Allen Barnier
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Cirilla Bowman
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December 3, 2025
This guy just doesn't get it... What's "it," you ask? Arthur's jolliest diviners and sorcerers have convened right here to tell you!
We're All Going to Barbenheimer!
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Evan Robins
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July 24, 2023
Having decided to be "timely" and "relevant" in their cultural analysis for once, our intrepid editorial team endeavours to figure out [Jerry Seinfeld voice] "What's the Deal with Barbenheimer???" Will Barbie impart to them the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, or will Oppenheimer drag them into the depths of nihilism? Read on to find out!
We're all Going to the Woods!
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Evan Robins
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June 22, 2023
In a bid to fight a bout of debilitating writer's block, the Arthur team has rented a cabin to fulfill their dreams of being reclusive writers of ill repute. Read on to meet this Summer's staff and learn a bit more about what's in store for your beloved rag over the next several months.
Omg It's Literally Boygenius
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Abbigale Kernya
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June 9, 2023
March 31st lays claim to two of the most life-changing events recorded in human history: my birth, and the release of boygenius’ album the record. Having shared my twentieth birthday with a debut album by my favourite freaky trio, it seems fitting that it should become 90% of my personality—it’s quite literally my birthright.