Bowlcut: 2026 Budget Meeting Very Productive
By
Nevan Hinks
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December 4, 2025
Threatening notes to Peterborough police determined to have not been sent by DBIA.
The Arthur Astrology Hour: What You Got Into an Argument About with Your Uncle at Holiday Dinner
By
Allen Barnier
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Cirilla Bowman
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December 3, 2025
This guy just doesn't get it... What's "it," you ask? Arthur's jolliest diviners and sorcerers have convened right here to tell you!
The Arthur Astrology Hour: Why You Dropped Out this Month
By
Allen Barnier
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Madison Mäe Adsetts
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November 3, 2025
There's a lot of reasons school might not be for you. Thankfully, Arthur's top astrologists and diviners know exactly why you left academia behind and what awaits you instead.
Dear David: Paranormal Exterminator (Patent Pending)
By
David King
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October 22, 2024
David King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer seeking help with a spiritual sickness—and pursues an entrepeurnerial new venture.
Bowlcut: As Canadians warned to watch for scurvy, some are turning to an alternate food source: Cannibalism
By
David King
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October 15, 2024
Doctors are warning that medieval diseases are on the rise as Canadians scramble to address food insecurity, and resort to unconventional dietary changes to mitigate budgetary restraints.
Bowlcut: I Don't Belong in Trent Culture
By
Louanne Morin
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October 8, 2024
In a new daring piece of journalism, Louanne Morin tackles what truly sets her apart from her fellow Trent students.