Bowlcut: We Replaced City Council With This Large Language Model
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Evan Robins
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May 13, 2025
Earlier this week Arthur received a press release from a Web3 startup who claim they've invented an AI model that can replace human city councillors. Not knowing what else to do, we've reproduced it here for you to laugh at with us.
Bowlcut: Former Mayor Says It's Cool for Current Mayor to Say The N Word
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Steve French
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May 7, 2025
After publishing her reply to a concerned citizen's email, former Peterborough mayor Sylvia Sutherland says Mayor Jeff Leal's use of a racial slur is permissible because he has a "good heart."
The Arthur Astrology Hour: Lucky Charms
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Ciara Richardson
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Ian Vansegbrook
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March 10, 2025
The Department of Horoscopes, Occult and the Extranatural (HOE) returns to scry the clovers and read your fortuens for the month of March.
Dear David: Landscaping Tips
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David King
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November 14, 2024
David King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer looking for advice on ethical bush trimming.
Bowlcut: It’s Time to Talk About the Needs of Possessed Students
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Louanne Morin
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October 30, 2024
It's time to talk about the most overlooked students at Trent : those suffering from demonic possession. Louanne Morin explores the day-to-day intricacies of being a Business student and the vessel of the Cursed One.
Bowlcut: Phantom Cops Solve Crimes
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Abbigale Kernya
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October 29, 2024
Peterborough Police Chief, Stu Betts, reported to council during a General Committee Meeting that the Community F.I.R.S.T. Response Team actually does respond to 100% of the calls made. How come people aren't seeing officers arrive at the scene? Well, maybe they just aren't looking hard enough.