Bowlcut: We Replaced City Council With This Large Language Model
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Evan Robins
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May 13, 2025
Earlier this week Arthur received a press release from a Web3 startup who claim they've invented an AI model that can replace human city councillors. Not knowing what else to do, we've reproduced it here for you to laugh at with us.
Bowlcut: Former Mayor Says It's Cool for Current Mayor to Say The N Word
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Steve French
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May 7, 2025
After publishing her reply to a concerned citizen's email, former Peterborough mayor Sylvia Sutherland says Mayor Jeff Leal's use of a racial slur is permissible because he has a "good heart."
The Arthur Astrology Hour: Lucky Charms
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Ciara Richardson
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Ian Vansegbrook
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March 10, 2025
The Department of Horoscopes, Occult and the Extranatural (HOE) returns to scry the clovers and read your fortuens for the month of March.
Haunted Housing: The Spectre of Water Street
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Willow Latella
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October 29, 2024
This Halloween, settle down for a campfire story about the most bone-chilling topic of all: the state of Peterborough studen housing
Dear David: Paranormal Exterminator (Patent Pending)
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David King
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October 22, 2024
David King's anti-advice antics return with the year's first Dear David. This month our quizzical columnist responds to an anxious inquirer seeking help with a spiritual sickness—and pursues an entrepeurnerial new venture.
Bowlcut: As Canadians warned to watch for scurvy, some are turning to an alternate food source: Cannibalism
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David King
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October 15, 2024
Doctors are warning that medieval diseases are on the rise as Canadians scramble to address food insecurity, and resort to unconventional dietary changes to mitigate budgetary restraints.