Bowlcut: Dear Trent IT
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Marcille de Sade
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December 17, 2025
Contributor Marcille de Sade pens a heartfelt letter to Trent's IT department.
Bowlcut: 2026 Budget Meeting Very Productive
By
Nevan Hinks
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December 4, 2025
Threatening notes to Peterborough police determined to have not been sent by DBIA.
The Arthur Astrology Hour: What You Got Into an Argument About with Your Uncle at Holiday Dinner
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Allen Barnier
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Cirilla Bowman
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December 3, 2025
This guy just doesn't get it... What's "it," you ask? Arthur's jolliest diviners and sorcerers have convened right here to tell you!
Dear David: Humble Beginnings and Sleep Habits
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David King
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January 25, 2023
Senior Threats Journalist David King waxes poetic on fixations of yesteryear, and how bad his sleeping habits have become.
Dear David: Baby's Name, Dropping Out, and Armageddon May Come True
By
David King
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December 15, 2022
In the first of hopefully many anti-advice columns, Arthur's most threatening journalist, David King, dishes out wisdom on gender neutral baby names, study tips, and his most annoying traits.