How to Get a Job in Journalism
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Evan Robins
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February 7, 2026
(Tip: Be the change you want to see in the industry!) 
Concoctions: The First Treatise, or “How to Make Vegan Boeuf Bourguignon and Emancipate Yourself from the Material Plane”
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Louanne Morin
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January 19, 2026
What do you know about the acrid taste of one man's lifetime tainted by nuclear dread?
Bowlcut: Dear Trent IT
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Marcille de Sade
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December 17, 2025
Contributor Marcille de Sade pens a heartfelt letter to Trent's IT department.
Bowlcut: TCSA Bingo: Take Two
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The Folx at Arthur
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August 27, 2024
Trent University's favourite #satire game is #back.
What Campus Hookup Spot Are You Based on Your Sign?
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The Folx at Arthur
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Evan Robins
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August 27, 2024
Want to get arrested for indecent exposure but don't know where to do the deed? Arthur's got you covered! Our 100% scientific Astrology column will tell YOU conclusively which campus hookup spot most resonates with you based on your zodiac sign. It's like phrenology for cis women!
The Bowlcut: Thou Shalt Play Pickleball
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Evan Robins
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August 1, 2024
On the 29th day of July, 2024, God said “Let them play pickleball.”