Bowlcut: 2026 Budget Meeting Very Productive
By
Nevan Hinks
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December 4, 2025
Threatening notes to Peterborough police determined to have not been sent by DBIA.
The Arthur Astrology Hour: What You Got Into an Argument About with Your Uncle at Holiday Dinner
By
Allen Barnier
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Cirilla Bowman
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December 3, 2025
This guy just doesn't get it... What's "it," you ask? Arthur's jolliest diviners and sorcerers have convened right here to tell you!
The Arthur Astrology Hour: Why You Dropped Out this Month
By
Allen Barnier
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Madison Mäe Adsetts
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November 3, 2025
There's a lot of reasons school might not be for you. Thankfully, Arthur's top astrologists and diviners know exactly why you left academia behind and what awaits you instead.
Alfred: Letters to the Editors
Members of the student body share their thoughts with the inimitable editors of Alfred. A union boasts of their fair and democratic elections, and a concerned student sounds the alarm about a red scare inside a long-standing campus institution. Read on to find out more!
Bowlcut: Trent IT Announces Shutdown of all Trent Email Addresses, to be Replaced by Messenger Pigeons, Smoke Signaling
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Louanne Morin
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April 3, 2024
Trent University announces the shutting down of all Trent email accounts, replaced by Messenger Pigeons, Smoke Signals, Yogurt Cups and Megaphones.
Bowlcut: Women are for Women, Boys are for Whoever or, "Why Women Should Just Date Women"
By
Ian Vansegbrook
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March 20, 2024
It’s a tale as old as time: “Shucks, I sure do want to date men, but Andrew Tate is literally real.” What are women supposed to do?