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Bowlcut: Dear Trent IT
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Marcille de Sade
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December 17, 2025
Contributor Marcille de Sade pens a heartfelt letter to Trent's IT department.
Bowlcut: 2026 Budget Meeting Very Productive
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Nevan Hinks
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December 4, 2025
Threatening notes to Peterborough police determined to have not been sent by DBIA.
The Arthur Astrology Hour: What You Got Into an Argument About with Your Uncle at Holiday Dinner
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Allen Barnier
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Cirilla Bowman
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December 3, 2025
This guy just doesn't get it... What's "it," you ask? Arthur's jolliest diviners and sorcerers have convened right here to tell you!
Bowlcut: Women are for Women, Boys are for Whoever or, "Why Women Should Just Date Women"
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Ian Vansegbrook
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March 20, 2024
It’s a tale as old as time: “Shucks, I sure do want to date men, but Andrew Tate is literally real.” What are women supposed to do?
Dear David: I Will Remember You By Sarah McLachlan
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David King
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February 28, 2024
In this month's Dear David, David King solves the climate crisis, drops some new merch, and reflects on the state of Fortnite dubs.
Dear David: I'm Full of Beans!
By
David King
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January 22, 2024
Dear David is back to help you cut down on grocery costs, and introduces a not-new national incentive that plays homage to Canada's greatest philosophical mind.