How to Get a Job in Journalism
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Evan Robins
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February 7, 2026
(Tip: Be the change you want to see in the industry!) 
Concoctions: The First Treatise, or “How to Make Vegan Boeuf Bourguignon and Emancipate Yourself from the Material Plane”
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Louanne Morin
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January 19, 2026
What do you know about the acrid taste of one man's lifetime tainted by nuclear dread?
Bowlcut: Dear Trent IT
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Marcille de Sade
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December 17, 2025
Contributor Marcille de Sade pens a heartfelt letter to Trent's IT department.
Alfred: Letters to the Editors
Members of the student body share their thoughts with the inimitable editors of Alfred. A union boasts of their fair and democratic elections, and a concerned student sounds the alarm about a red scare inside a long-standing campus institution. Read on to find out more!
Bowlcut: Trent IT Announces Shutdown of all Trent Email Addresses, to be Replaced by Messenger Pigeons, Smoke Signaling
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Louanne Morin
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April 3, 2024
Trent University announces the shutting down of all Trent email accounts, replaced by Messenger Pigeons, Smoke Signals, Yogurt Cups and Megaphones.
Bowlcut: Women are for Women, Boys are for Whoever or, "Why Women Should Just Date Women"
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Ian Vansegbrook
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March 20, 2024
It’s a tale as old as time: “Shucks, I sure do want to date men, but Andrew Tate is literally real.” What are women supposed to do?