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How to Get a Job in Journalism
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Evan Robins
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February 7, 2026
(Tip: Be the change you want to see in the industry!) 
Concoctions: The First Treatise, or “How to Make Vegan Boeuf Bourguignon and Emancipate Yourself from the Material Plane”
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Louanne Morin
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January 19, 2026
What do you know about the acrid taste of one man's lifetime tainted by nuclear dread?
Bowlcut: Dear Trent IT
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Marcille de Sade
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December 17, 2025
Contributor Marcille de Sade pens a heartfelt letter to Trent's IT department.
Bowlcut: It’s Time to Talk About the Needs of Possessed Students
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Louanne Morin
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October 30, 2024
It's time to talk about the most overlooked students at Trent : those suffering from demonic possession. Louanne Morin explores the day-to-day intricacies of being a Business student and the vessel of the Cursed One.
Bowlcut: Phantom Cops Solve Crimes
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Abbigale Kernya
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October 29, 2024
Peterborough Police Chief, Stu Betts, reported to council during a General Committee Meeting that the Community F.I.R.S.T. Response Team actually does respond to 100% of the calls made. How come people aren't seeing officers arrive at the scene? Well, maybe they just aren't looking hard enough.
Haunted Housing: The Spectre of Water Street
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Willow Latella
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October 29, 2024
This Halloween, settle down for a campfire story about the most bone-chilling topic of all: the state of Peterborough studen housing