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Bowlcut: 2026 Budget Meeting Very Productive
By
Nevan Hinks
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December 4, 2025
Threatening notes to Peterborough police determined to have not been sent by DBIA.
The Arthur Astrology Hour: What You Got Into an Argument About with Your Uncle at Holiday Dinner
By
Allen Barnier
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Cirilla Bowman
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December 3, 2025
This guy just doesn't get it... What's "it," you ask? Arthur's jolliest diviners and sorcerers have convened right here to tell you!
The Arthur Astrology Hour: Why You Dropped Out this Month
By
Allen Barnier
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Madison Mäe Adsetts
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November 3, 2025
There's a lot of reasons school might not be for you. Thankfully, Arthur's top astrologists and diviners know exactly why you left academia behind and what awaits you instead.
Bowlcut: It’s Time to Talk About the Needs of Possessed Students
By
Louanne Morin
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October 30, 2024
It's time to talk about the most overlooked students at Trent : those suffering from demonic possession. Louanne Morin explores the day-to-day intricacies of being a Business student and the vessel of the Cursed One.
Bowlcut: Phantom Cops Solve Crimes
By
Abbigale Kernya
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October 29, 2024
Peterborough Police Chief, Stu Betts, reported to council during a General Committee Meeting that the Community F.I.R.S.T. Response Team actually does respond to 100% of the calls made. How come people aren't seeing officers arrive at the scene? Well, maybe they just aren't looking hard enough.
Haunted Housing: The Spectre of Water Street
By
Willow Latella
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October 29, 2024
This Halloween, settle down for a campfire story about the most bone-chilling topic of all: the state of Peterborough studen housing