Read Katie Pedlar’s satirical story about a new elite dining experience at Trent University, the Silver Spoon. Say goodbye to the classless cafeterias of your past and get ready for champagne and tiramisu on a patio with yacht access. Finally, a safe space for Trent’s gentry!

Robert Gibson reviews a Service Canada phone call in this timely piece of comedy as more people are using Service Canada over the phone. While his experience was a hellscape, he hopes you have a better time.

A satirical address from the President of LeglessU! Arthur funny-man Drew Dafoe takes a poke at Public Relations, and those infamous Holiday Videos that are viewed exclusively by students desperate to procrastinate during exam season. Find out how Legless Pete plans to celebrate the holidays! Hint: it involves that dreaded Josh Groban album and being ignorant about any holiday that isn't Christmas.