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How to Get a Job in Journalism

Evan Robins

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February 7, 2026

(Tip: Be the change you want to see in the industry!)

Concoctions: The First Treatise, or “How to Make Vegan Boeuf Bourguignon and Emancipate Yourself from the Material Plane”

Louanne Morin

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January 19, 2026

What do you know about the acrid taste of one man's lifetime tainted by nuclear dread?

Bowlcut: Dear Trent IT

Marcille de Sade

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December 17, 2025

Contributor Marcille de Sade pens a heartfelt letter to Trent's IT department.

The Bowlcut: Reconciliatory Cuddles

Dante Pettapiece

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December 1, 2020

Reviewer extraordinaire, Dante Pettapiece, takes a break from LitCrit to try his hand at satire. In this hilarious yet poignant short story, Dante explores the aftermath of the 2020 American election, and how America could reset itself. Spoiler: there's a lot of tears and tenderness. You might even feel hopeful about the future!