Win your $13.77 Levy Fee Back With Arthur’s TCSA Accountability Bingo*

Arthur is back on its bullshit with this sexy little game of bingo! You may have heard of the TCSA’s sexy bingo, but we here at your favourite commie rag are proud to introduce the newest manifestation of inane student bingo-based activities: TCSA Accountability Bingo! 

We firmly believe in civic and media literacy, which is something actively being threatened by the wonton conduct of your student union here at Trent. 

The fact we have to say this on the satire page of our newspaper makes us sad, but do you know what doesn’t make us sad? 

Hearing that you’re following along as Arthur continues to write about and expose the hypocrisy and blatent corruption of the union you give good money to so that they can sell you Trent branded merch while seeking to sow distrust in campus media! 

So, if you’re capable of reading and you distrust the government, we think you should play along and enjoy the show!

How to Play:

1.) Read Arthur – We’re very easy to find whether in print around campus and downtown or at our website. Give us a follow or write us a note! We love you.

2.) Cut this bingo sheet out or print it off online. The TCSA has printers in their office that you can use. They love helping students with subversive tasks! 

3.) If you come across an article in which something arises that you believe constitutes an action laid out on this bingo sheet, then mark it off as you would any normal bingo page. Make a note of the headline of the article.

4.) Bring your completed bingo sheet by our office or email it to editors@trentarthur.ca. Any article on our website over the past three years will count so we encourage you to dig deep!

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*Just kidding. We’ll give you your choice of an awkward sweaty hug or a flimsy handshake. Maybe a poster if we like the cut of your jib. Ask the TCSA how to get your levy back. They’re great at campaigns.